Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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