you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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