DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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