what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
