Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So many bounce houses so little time
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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