How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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