Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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