i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We got so high we made milksteak
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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