Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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