First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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