I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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