Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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