Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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