Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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