so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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