Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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