If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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