i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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