So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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