Walk of Shame today included voting.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
