I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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