I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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