The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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