her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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