On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Randomize
