Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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