chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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