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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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