is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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