is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The air was thick with penises
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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