Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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