john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
how drunk are you?
Several
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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