there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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