Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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