Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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