Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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