no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
