Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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