i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just found a bag of teeth...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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