only if we run a train.
done.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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