You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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