Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
