Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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