Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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