Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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