I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I intend to get homeless drunk
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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