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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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