I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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