i just google imaged poop.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
