my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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