Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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