Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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