i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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