woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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