so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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