As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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