Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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