The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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