Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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