Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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