I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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